Thank you to everyone who participated in my little personality test. I have the results and they are very interesting. Three additional toilet paper techniques were also discovered – who would have thought it possible? Proves that I hang out with a very interesting bunch of bloggers and tweeters.
Based on the theory that you are attracted to people who are most like you, we can safely say I am a scruncher. Who has time for folding? Reminds me of SaraLee – layer upon layer upon layer – all neatly folded. Give me a scrunch any day – quick and easy!
After careful analysis I have provided personality profiles for our new types below because I have many degrees in human behavioural sciences and pyschology am good at speaking crap insightful:
Scrolders are deep thinkers, very creative in a thoughtful way – steered towards writing, learning and teaching. They tend to be happy and quietly joyous, and not as exhuberant as the scruncher. Scrolders have many traits of the scruncher, except they are more cautious and like a little bit more order in their lives. They are almost a perfect combination of the Scruncher and the Folder.
Rollers take a long time to make a decision and are often thought of as indecisive. They can be bossy at times, but their bossyness comes from their extremely caring nature rather than wanting power over people. Rollers are also very sensitive, which is why they carefully roll the paper around their hand – so as not to tear it or crush it.
Concertina folders have way too much time on their hands and are just plain strange. That is all.